write me in for president…

…because if elected, I promise America that any blogger who uses the phrase “the party of hate” (to describe the political party opposite his/her own affiliation) will be hog-tied with USB cable and spanked 14,871 times with his own keyboard.

That’s one spank for every time I’ve seen that phrase used this year. Enough of this garbage already.

folks before you had this to say:

  1. Auntie Grams


  2. Auntie Grams

    I have spent the last year listening and studying the candidates and issues associated with the Presedential election. By that I mean BOTH sides. I have yet to meet one Republican who will listen to anything a liberal has to say. I have had bumper stickers ripped off my car by republicans claiming to be Americans. Apparently, I am only American if I believe what they do. What a travesty.


  3. Rob

    Actually, Mike, I don’t know if you’ve crossed the line and used that actual phrase yet, have you? If not, you’ve definitely come pretty close — watch out or feel the wrath!

  4. Mike


  5. Sunsangnim

    I’d vote for you….

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