category archive: humor


The Onion’s Helpful Guide to Celebrity Weblogs. Oh, please let them make this a regular feature. Hilarious.

bought some stamps, sold my soul?

Click on the image (or, uh, here) and take a look at the price on this book of stamps. All I wanted was to mail some letters, and now it looks like I’m damned to hellfire for all eternity. Great.

he’s embiggened us with his cromulent performance

Spotted this about two minutes after publishing the previous post. Scary.

separated at birth?

In today’s political news: Schwarzenegger: I’ll get what I want in D.C. because I’m ‘like a tick’ (San Diego Union-Tribune) Hmmmm… I never noticed that before; the resemblance IS there… Nice pectorals, gentlemen. Still, I know which one of you I’d rather have governing MY state, and I salute you right back. Crazy mad thanks […]

Freaky Friday

I’m about to go to bed, and just realized it’s Friday the 13th. All through my adolescence, I used to eagerly anticipate these days when they rolled around. There’s just something fun in trying to sell yourself on completely illogical superstitions: I would imagine what kind of weird things might happen, or try to interpret […]

smelling like a Rose

When the news broke recently that Pete Rose was fessing up, I was eager to defend him as someone with a serious problem who really couldn’t control himself. Then his former teammate Joe Morgan made some points that caused me to reconsider. The timing of Rose’s admission and book release — same week as the […]