category archive: humor

the heck with the spare tire; break out the booze instead

Here’s a great idea, as reported on FunkAsPuck.com (hot damn, I love that domain name, too)… free tow somewhere 2003-12-22 But not just anywhere… Down in Tacoma/Pierce County, some of the tow companies have banded together to provide an anti-drinking & driving service where they will tow your car for up to 10 miles free […]

the amazing Church Sign Generator

This is the coolest online toy I’ve seen in a long time.

mmmm… soylent

From Cannibal hopes his memoirs will deter others, the Independent Online: He is also accused of ‘disturbing the peace of the dead’ for butchering the corpse. Technically, cannibalism itself is not illegal under German law. So, if you’re in Germany, and you find a corpse, and it’s already butchered, dig in!

dope

News from Fort Worth tonight: Texas Man Chokes to Death on Marijuana. No doubt we’ll be seeing him in the Darwin Awards.

apologies to all you Asian fetishists out there

Tonight I looked at the traffic logs for this site for the first time in many, many months and was absolutely shocked to see I’d had between 600 to 800 unique visitors per month for about the past six months. I don’t know nearly that many people, and I’ve done nothing to publicize this blog. […]

situation getting hairy (well, actually, quite the opposite)

I was getting a haircut today and it became apparent to me that I was the only guy in the place who wasn’t getting a “bald fade.” This is getting out of hand, people. I’ve had enough. This post is the kickoff of my new public outreach campaign. The bald fade’s time in American fashion […]