just a few thoughts brought home from Jimmy Clay municipal golf course

I had a really interesting round yesterday at my home course. I got paired up with the Assistant Dean of Students from Texas State University, San Marcos and two juniors from Crockett High School here in Austin. The Assistant Dean (nickname: Lem) was a fairly new player and high handicapper (not as bad as me, though we both tore up our scorecards on the 10th hole), but the high schoolers — both juniors and members of the school golf team — were excellent players. They were making plenty of pars, even draining birdies here and there, and handling the course with a maturity way beyond their years. They were also respectful and polite to us old folks, and knowledgeable about the rules and etiquette of the game.

Lem and I were especially impressed with the quality and refinement of their swings. We asked them if they had a really good coach, which elicited deep laughter from both of them.

“Aw, no way,” one of them replied. “He mostly just drives us to the matches and sleeps until it’s time to take us home.”

Lem and I were flabbergasted. “Well, how long have you guys been playing?” we asked.

Our jaws nearly hit the grass when we heard that each of them had taken up the game less than two years ago. Both of them spent one afternoon each weekend parking and cleaning golf carts in exchange for unlimited free access to the course, so they worked up their skills mostly by practicing like crazy, working with their teammates (they consistently gave each other incisive comments about their swings when shots went astray), and (I assumed) watching plenty of golf or maybe reading golf magazines.

On our way “up the fairway” (read: “into the rough”) together, Lem and I talked a little about our playing partners. We both felt that these two had really strong chances of getting athletic scholarships to get into college (and the fact that they’re Hispanic couldn’t hurt; that’s a fact right now whatever your opinion of admissions ethnicity preferences and whatnot). We were sorely disappointed, however, with the fact that they had no real coach and no real direction. When Lem mentioned that they should be thinking ahead and considering the golf-scholarship route, they kind of shrugged it off — like most kids their age, long-term planning is not exactly a top priority.

After I looked at those Crockett HS stats, and saw that the school’s Hispanic dropout rate is 23% (compared to 6.4% for the school as a whole), I kept thinking how much those kids need a little shove in the right direction. Given my pathetic swing and stratospheric front-nine score, I knew they weren’t going to take me too seriously… so just in case the right person is reading this: if you live in Austin, and you’ve got some skills on the course and the ability to motivate young people, consider volunteering to coach the Crockett HS golf team. You’ve probably got nothing to lose by giving it a try except a bit of spare time, and good kids like my playing partners yesterday have a better future to gain.

blast from the past

It’s been over two years since Cheris and I came back from Korea, and over a year since I’ve posted any photos from our travels there. We still had a few batches of photos sitting around that had never been put into the Kwangju Chronicles, but I finally sat down this morning and forced myself to do it. And good thing, too, because there are a handful of great shots and bucketloads of great memories among them:

I’ve looked really carefully through my computer’s photo folders, and I really think this is finally it — we have posted every single photo from Korea that we intended to eventually post. It’s sort of the end of an era; it’s certainly the successful completion of one of my new year’s resolutions.

Now I suppose it’s time to tackle that pile of e-mail that’s been gathering virtual dust in my inbox since November 2002.

let the buyer beware

If you like the idea of combining your DVD player with an audio CD changer, think again. A little research last weekend revealed that despite a wide range of offerings in DVD/CD changers from heavyweights like Sony, Philips, etc., not a single one of them includes the one feature that makes owing a changer desirable in the first place: shuffle play. Why the hell is this? Do people really need to sit down and watch five movies in a row without getting up? (Well, sure, I know some of us do, but are there many more like that?) Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Changing subject entirely, I’d like to offer our apologies to Jack, Mr. Mulligan‘s fantastic dog, for his potentially traumatic run-in with my cat Pearl. She was just a little uptight about defending her turf, Jack, and hasn’t had much experience with you canine types. Sorry.

ahhh that’s better (or, Warning: blogging may be habit forming)

A minor issue with my web host has just been resolved that had been in effect since early Tuesday; I couldn’t upload files or post new blog entries. It’s a little creepy that even though I had nothing to post, I was kind of disturbed that I couldn’t.

Hope everyone had a holly-jolly Christmas. Even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, that’s really no reason not to have a holly-jolly one, right?

On the agenda for this weekend: mostly just R&R and possibly another viewing of JSA.

the heck with the spare tire; break out the booze instead

Here’s a great idea, as reported on FunkAsPuck.com (hot damn, I love that domain name, too)…

free tow somewhere
2003-12-22
But not just anywhere… Down in Tacoma/Pierce County, some of the tow companies have banded together to provide an anti-drinking & driving service where they will tow your car for up to 10 miles free if you’ve had too much to drink (article doesn’t mention if they are giving breathalyzer tests to confirm you’re not just lazy or what)…they feel compelled to mention at the end of the article, though, The task force says however, that the holiday program does not include towing to another bar or tavern.

The article also states that they won’t tow “inoperable vehicles,” so I guess I the plan I was hoping to propose in this post (carry a bottle of whiskey in your trunk at all times in case of breakdown: just get hammered and you’re entitled to that free tow) wouldn’t work. Damn.

chasing ambulances (and unattainable nominations)

Just watched 60 Minutes while chomping on Sunday dinner, and the show gave an extended profile to Democratic hopeful John Edwards. Cheris thought he was creepy, but he really didn’t bother me at all… until it came up that one of the “great successes” of his legal career was winning a lawsuit with a settlement of $25 million. A personal injury lawsuit.

What is this guy thinking? Surely every American by now must understand what personal injury attorneys are all about: exploiting the legal system, abusing it callously to bleed every penny out of a defendant at all costs.

And there are people who want someone like that in the White House?!? Boggles the mind.

Mr. Mulligan will no doubt be pleased to see me ragging on Democratic candidates.